Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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