One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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