some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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