Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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