She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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