need another drink. this is the easiest way
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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