what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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