Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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