So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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