do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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