Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Randomize
