He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
if i died would you start the facebook group?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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