I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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