He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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