I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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