Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
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