i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
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