she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
what is it with giant penises always finding me
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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