ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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