Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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