that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he was CRYING into my vagina
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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