so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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