its not stalking. its research.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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