fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
If I had your ass I would rule the world
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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