I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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