Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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