Will you blow on my dice?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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