Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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