Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Welp...herpes.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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