Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
