I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
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