So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Randomize
