I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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