this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
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Goodbee
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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