What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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