Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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