the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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