Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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