Me. At least after what I've been through.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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