A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
