He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
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go home
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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