I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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