can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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