Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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