its not stalking. its research.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Randomize