so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
When are your genitals available?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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