If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
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