so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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