I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Randomize
