We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Having a random hookup so left but love u
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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