is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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