Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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