its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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