i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
When are your genitals available?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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