all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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