she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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