you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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